There once was a time when the vice presidency was so worthless that its 32nd occupant, John Nance Garner, compared it to “a bucket of warm piss.” Most of them are lost in the mists of time. Heck, who among us – without the aid of Google – can...
It’s a good thing America’s suckers nixed Hillary Clinton’s presidency (oh those emails!), because otherwise we would’ve been denied the opportunity to hear America’s worst human distilled to his essence. Of all the pearls of wisdom that...
By Chris Satullo So, Mayor Pete voter from North Carolina, are you happy about that early vote you cast? Hey, Amy Klobuchar backer in Minnesota, aren’t you thrilled you got to cast your mail-in ballot for her in mid-February? In the stunning four-day period...
Elizabeth Warren’s exit should come as no surprise. Granted, she was the smartest and most substantive candidate in the Democratic race, and that should’ve buoyed her in the early balloting. But she shouldered a burden that her male rivals didn’t...
Desperate politicians tend to do desperate things. And right now, there’s no better metaphor for Bernie Sanders’ desperation than his new campaign ad that purports to depict him as best buds with Barack Obama. When I watched it last night, I laughed out...