Early last evening, when the tinpot Mussolini teargassed peaceful protestors so that he could trudge to a church and hold up a Bible – Trump, the epitome of godliness, holding up a Bible – I decided that Stormy Daniels needed equal time.
So let us now bow our heads in prayer and recite passages from the Book of Stormy.
Stormy: Ummm (LAUGH) it started off– all about him just talking about himself. And he’s like – “Have you seen my new magazine?”
Anderson Cooper: He was showing you his own picture on the cover of a magazine.
Stormy: Right, right. And so I was like, “Does this– does this normally work for you?” And he looked very taken– taken back, like, he didn’t really understand what I was saying. Like, I was, “does, just, you know, talking about yourself normally work?” And I was like, “Someone should take that magazine and spank you with it.” (LAUGH) And I’ll never forget the look on his face. He was like–
Anderson Cooper: What– what was his look?
Stormy: Just, I don’t think anyone’s ever spoken to him like that, especially, you know, a young woman who looked like me. And I said, you know, “Give me that,” and I just remember him going, “You wouldn’t.” “Hand it over.” And– so he did, and I was like, “turn around, drop ’em.”
Anderson Cooper: You– you told Donald Trump to turn around and take off his pants.
Stormy: Yes.
Anderson Cooper: And did he?
Stormy: Yes. So he turned around and pulled his pants down a little — you know had underwear on and stuff and I just gave him a couple swats.
Anderson Cooper: This was done in a joking manner.
Stormy: Yes…He was like, “Wow, you– you are special. You remind me of my daughter.”
Anderson Cooper: Melania Trump had recently given birth to– to a son, just a few months before. Did that– did he mention his wife or child at all in this?
Stormy Daniels: I asked. And he brushed it aside, said, “Oh yeah, yeah, you know, don’t worry about that. We don’t even– we have separate rooms and stuff.”
Anderson Cooper: After you had sex, what happened?
Stormy: He said that it was great.
And that concludes our sermon for today. Amen.
I’m really concerned about what appears to be even more violence between protesters and law enforcement since Trump did his photo-op yesterday. (I’m surprised the Bible didn’t burst into flames when he held it up. Where is the Almighty when you need Him?)
The increase in disorder is 100% on Trump who is taunting and daring both the protesters and law enforcement. He’s dialed up the confrontation to make it inevitable that people are going to get into the same schoolyard level of bullying and name calling that he uses. He’s provoking this horror and terror.
Trump is mentally unfit to hold public office. His instability infects and influences all parties in this terrible unrest and will escalate a bad situation into rioting. The most effective thing he could do to restore order would be to resign from office.
Funny line about bursting into flame. Keep ’em coming! But he does know his audience: Police are willing to do damage to people. Sick.