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GUEST COLUMN: I voted in gritty Philly. You’re welcome!

GUEST COLUMN: I voted in gritty Philly. You’re welcome!

By Chris Satullo “Bad things happen in Philadelphia.” – Donald J. Trump Let me fix that for you, Donald: “Bad things happen to bad guys in Philadelphia.” They get defeated. And fired. As a friend texted my wife and me Saturday morning, “From...
Welcome back, America. We’ve missed you.

Welcome back, America. We’ve missed you.

I’ve never felt more patriotic. I suspect that many of you are similarly bursting with pride. We pierced the fog of lies and surmounted every MAGA obstacle strewn in our path – the sabotage of the Postal Service, the shuttering of polling sites, the serial...
Be patient. He’s going. The voters have got this.

Be patient. He’s going. The voters have got this.

“Look what you’ve done!” cried the Wicked Witch of the West. “I’m melting! Melting! Oh what a world, what a world!” But that’s just reel life. You want to see someone melt in real life? Here’s Donald Trump on Twitter:...
Welcome to the all-American hellscape

Welcome to the all-American hellscape

I hear New Zealand is nice. Canada is too, but the winters are long. Any chance Mars is inhabitable? My musings are in overdrive for one overriding reason: More Americans have voted for Donald Trump in this election – millions more – than voted for him in...