A valet, a handyman, and an IT geek walk into a bar. The valet says, “Gimme a pint of blood, because I just spilled one for the boss.” The handyman says, “Gimme a pint of blood too, because I spilled one for the boss.” But the IT geek says, “Gimme a pint of plasma.”...
By Chris Satullo Let’s play the game Which Number Is Higher? Felony counts for Donald Trump in 2023 (so far) – or home runs for Aaron Judge in 2022? Felony counts for Donald Trump in 2023 – or Grammy nominations for Taylor Swift, lifetime? Felony counts for Donald...
When George Washington was a schoolboy teenager, he composed more than 100 “Rules of Civility & Decent Behavior,” borrowing heavily from French Jesuits. Rules 21 and 22 go like this: “Reproach none for the infirmities of nature…Show not yourself glad at the...
It’s amazing what you can learn about American history if you sublimate your intellect to the schoolmarms of DeSantistan. For instance, I had no idea that slavery was actually a vocational program where people deemed to be subhuman were afforded the opportunity,...
You’ve undoubtedly noticed that our current summer has been noteworthy in the annals of climate change. But as I sift the latest dystopian evidence – the 23 consecutive days of 110+ temperatures in Phoenix, the floods in Vermont caused by two months worth of rain...
