A valet, a handyman, and an IT geek walk into a bar. The valet says, “Gimme a pint of blood, because I just spilled one for the boss.” The handyman says, “Gimme a pint of blood too, because I spilled one for the boss.” But the IT geek says,...
By Chris Satullo Let’s play the game Which Number Is Higher? Felony counts for Donald Trump in 2023 (so far) – or home runs for Aaron Judge in 2022? Felony counts for Donald Trump in 2023 – or Grammy nominations for Taylor Swift, lifetime?...
When George Washington was a schoolboy teenager, he composed more than 100 “Rules of Civility & Decent Behavior,” borrowing heavily from French Jesuits. Rules 21 and 22 go like this: “Reproach none for the infirmities of nature…Show not...
It’s amazing what you can learn about American history if you sublimate your intellect to the schoolmarms of DeSantistan. For instance, I had no idea that slavery was actually a vocational program where people deemed to be subhuman were afforded the opportunity,...
You’ve undoubtedly noticed that our current summer has been noteworthy in the annals of climate change. But as I sift the latest dystopian evidence – the 23 consecutive days of 110+ temperatures in Phoenix, the floods in Vermont caused by two months worth...
